Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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