It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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