I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The power of my boobs compel you
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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