he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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