The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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