U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
