It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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