I hope mine doesn't look like that
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
