Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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