Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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