Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
