I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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