I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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