David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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