so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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