Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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