dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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