i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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