after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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