I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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