i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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