so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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