Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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