Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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