we have pet lesbian snakes
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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