? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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