Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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