just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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