You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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