So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
