if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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