bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
