Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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