Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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