Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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