Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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