if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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