They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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