Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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