YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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