evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
did i walk over a car last night?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He has the fingertips of a God
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