I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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