You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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