so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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