so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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