It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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