so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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