I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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