the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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