You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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